1 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:45,000 In 1804, president Thomas Jefferson 2 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:48,000 commissioned Merriweather Lewis and William Clark 3 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:52,125 to explore the vast, uncharted territories of the northwest. 4 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:55,500 What most people don't know is there was a second expedition, 5 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:57,333 led by two other men, 6 00:02:57,417 --> 00:02:59,792 Men that may not have possessed the courage, 7 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,333 vision, or intelligence of Lewis and Clark, 8 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:04,834 but men nonetheless. 9 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:07,041 Their story, such as it is, 10 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:09,083 begins in Arlington, Virginia. 11 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:29,875 Yaah! It'll take more than a couple of fops 12 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:32,667 to take me down! I tell you-- 13 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:36,208 I hope Satan himself burns the flesh 14 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:38,208 from your miserable bones! 15 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,417 Good God, lady. 16 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,417 Get your hands off me! 17 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,792 Leave me alone! 18 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,583 Faster, man, faster! 19 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,417 But not too fast! 20 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,041 As much haste as possible 21 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,375 while maintaining a tolerable level of comfort. 22 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:14,208 A man's life is at stake. Ah-ah! 23 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:18,750 On March 25, 1804, 24 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:22,250 Bartholomew Hunt, a tracker employed by 25 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:24,750 the army of the United States of America, 26 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:27,417 was found guilty of drunken and disorderly conduct 27 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,583 in the presence of an officer. 28 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:32,792 Then later, he forced that officer to waltz with him 29 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:34,250 through a crowded mess hall. 30 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:41,959 Have you anything to say? 31 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:45,250 Yes, I do. 32 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:49,583 When I am dead and have passed on to the next world, 33 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:53,834 I want you to lower me from these gallows and... 34 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:56,583 Kiss my hairy buttocks! 35 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:59,458 Hang him! Hang him! 36 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:01,125 Hang him! Hang him! 37 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:02,792 Hang him, then shoot him! 38 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,917 Hang him! Hang him! 39 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,458 Hang him! Hang him! 40 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:16,208 May God have mercy on this man. 41 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:20,500 Aah! 42 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:21,625 Oh! 43 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:24,083 Out of the way! Get back. Get back. 44 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,291 Out of the way. Get back. Out of the way. 45 00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:31,625 I have a stay of execution 46 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:34,291 signed by President Jefferson himself! 47 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,166 See? He signed it right here. 48 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,542 "Thomas Jefferson"! 49 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:43,709 -Sorry. -Thank you. 50 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,375 oh, God! 51 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:50,875 Mr. Hunt, I plan on being the first man 52 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,375 to map a route to the Pacific, 53 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:55,709 but I require an expert guide. 54 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:58,500 You wanted a tracker, why'd you choose me? 55 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:00,542 Why didn't you get William Clark? 56 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,083 Don't you think I tried? 57 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:03,709 Oh. 58 00:06:03,792 --> 00:06:06,000 Merriweather Lewis beat me to him. 59 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:07,667 I'm sick to death of those two! 60 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,333 Lewis and Clark this, Lewis and Clark that! 61 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:11,792 Well, we'll see who talks about them 62 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:13,625 after we beat them to the Pacific. 63 00:06:13,709 --> 00:06:16,500 Then we'll see who gets invited to the finest parties. 64 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,875 We'll see who's able to parlay their accomplishments 65 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:20,625 into a political career. 66 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,000 When the history books are written, 67 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,750 Lewis and Clark will be but a footnote to a footnote, 68 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:30,125 and I, sir, will be the... Note! 69 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,166 My hands will grow rough, 70 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,417 my teeth may yellow, 71 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,375 I might even experience a general soreness in the joints. 72 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:42,875 Yes, this mission will be a treacherous one, 73 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:44,208 make no mistake. 74 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:47,917 We will face danger from savages and from bears. 75 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:49,709 Oh. 76 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,417 These bears are wild, mind you, 77 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,625 not trained carnival bears with... 78 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,000 Little hats. 79 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,083 Sounds exhilarating, sir. 80 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:00,875 Few men would have the courage 81 00:07:00,959 --> 00:07:02,583 for such an endeavor. 82 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:07,709 I'm not afraid, Mr. Burr. My mind will protect me. 83 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,750 I'm a man of science, a man of learning, 84 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:12,709 a man who knows how to buy the finest books. 85 00:07:12,792 --> 00:07:14,291 Fear will be our breakfast 86 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:17,417 and stark, raving terror our daily luncheon. 87 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,000 Eh, Mr. Hunt? 88 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,875 Mr. Hunt? 89 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:28,083 I'd be more worried about the Indians than the bears. 90 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:29,417 It's common knowledge 91 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:33,291 that when the savages capture a white man, 92 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:37,041 they will split open his head, pick out his brains, 93 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:41,041 and eat them with a crudely fashioned fork. 94 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,834 So... 95 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:46,959 Have you witnessed such atrocities Mr. Hunt? 96 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:49,250 I've, uh, seen the forks. 97 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:02,500 You look like a man who appreciates good whiskey. 98 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:06,458 Uh, thank you, sir, but I fear inebriation 99 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:08,500 may cause me to forget my manners 100 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:10,917 in such fine company. 101 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,625 Good God, man, I'm not talking about getting blind drunk. 102 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:15,959 I just meant for you to have a taste. 103 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,041 Well, then... 104 00:08:18,041 --> 00:08:20,041 A taste it shall be. 105 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,959 Ahh... Ha ha! 106 00:08:30,417 --> 00:08:31,834 Not bad. 107 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:36,250 How about you get your own bottle? 108 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:46,000 -Whoa-oa-oap! 109 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:52,875 Good morning. 110 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:56,000 I had Jonah put you in here last night. 111 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,333 It seemed a barn was the only suitable place 112 00:08:58,417 --> 00:09:00,500 for a man in your condition. 113 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,000 I think there was something wrong with that whiskey. 114 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:06,875 My head is splittin' open. 115 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:09,041 I'm surprised you're hung over at all, 116 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:09,959 considering the amount 117 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:12,750 you regurgitated into the harpsichord. 118 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,583 Oh, God. 119 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,458 Look, um, sorry about that. 120 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,959 I'd better go now. 121 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,750 Mr. Hunt, Mr. Hunt. 122 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,917 I cannot go on this journey without you. 123 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,083 I'm offering you a full partnership. 124 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:32,417 What do you think of that? 125 00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:36,917 I think it ain't worth the spit you wasted saying it. 126 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,458 I'm also willing to pay you $100. 127 00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:46,208 200. 128 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:47,792 125. 129 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,458 150. 130 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,333 Deal. 131 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:56,417 Great things are in store for us! 132 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,709 Soon our names will be on the lips of... 133 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:02,208 Well, on a great many influential lips. 134 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,041 Are you listening, Mr. Hunt? 135 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:07,000 Mr. Hunt? 136 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,667 Ah. 137 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:15,583 I believe those pigs would prefer their privacy. 138 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:20,250 Hell, paid good money to see this onstage in Louisville. 139 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,083 Of course, there, the pigs were dressed 140 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:23,667 like the King and Queen of France. 141 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:28,583 Ah, costumes. Legitimate theater. 142 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:43,792 I'm looking for Leslie Edwards. 143 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,166 I am Leslie Edwards. 144 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,417 My name's Jackson. It's been my lifelong dream 145 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,625 to see the Pacific Ocean before I die. 146 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:51,792 Please take me with you. 147 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:53,959 An old bag of bones like you 148 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,750 wouldn't make it 100 yards upriver. 149 00:10:56,834 --> 00:11:00,291 On my worst day, I could still beat the stuffing outta you, 150 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:02,125 you puffed-up crow's cock. 151 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,792 No, you couldn't. 152 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:06,750 I know. Please take me with you. 153 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,834 I must see the Pacific. 154 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:11,208 Can you deny an old man his dream? 155 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:13,709 I cannot, and I will not. 156 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,417 Jackson, you may accompany us. 157 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,834 Horse's ass. 158 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,000 Turd. 159 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,333 Help us load the boats. 160 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:23,709 Sorry, can't do. I'm an old man. 161 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:29,667 Edwards, this man says you hired him as an interpreter. 162 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,834 Ah. You must be Guy Fontenot. 163 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:32,834 I am. 164 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:34,542 It is my understanding that you have mastered 165 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,208 the languages of all the indigenous population 166 00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:39,500 from here to the Pacific. 167 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,000 Who told you this? 168 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,083 Why, you did, in your letter. 169 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,250 My letter. 170 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,000 Ah, the letter. 171 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,375 Yes. Then it is the truth. 172 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:51,375 Wonderful. 173 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:53,291 Which boat will we be in? 174 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,542 We? 175 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,917 Fontenot wants to bring his wife. 176 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,250 I told him he can't. 177 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:02,041 She's not my wife. Not my wife. 178 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:06,375 I buy her. She belong to me as a property. 179 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:10,208 Ah. Well, the distinction has been noted. 180 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,041 Unfortunately, as you can see, the boats have been fully loaded, 181 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,792 and we haven't even taken on my hats and tea service. 182 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,417 They say you can't come. 183 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:26,083 You didn't let me finish. 184 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,250 Certainly we can make room. 185 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:31,291 I mean, who needs tea? 186 00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:35,041 Let it be known... 187 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:39,417 That if I catch any man looking at her... 188 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,792 I will gut him like a pig. 189 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:46,166 Yes. Yes. I'll see if I can work that into my speech. 190 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,208 Hey! 191 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,166 Uh-uh. 192 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,792 Father. 193 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,250 Dear Lord in Heaven... 194 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,166 Bless us as we leave this Christian world... 195 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,041 And give us courage 196 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,542 to bring your gospel of love and tolerance 197 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,542 to the ignorant, godless savages who await us. 198 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:16,375 Amen. 199 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:17,792 Amen. 200 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:18,917 Amen. 201 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,625 All right, let's go! 202 00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:24,250 Hold on, Mr. Hunt. Hold on, everyone. 203 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,834 I've prepared a short address 204 00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,250 to commemorate our embarkation. 205 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,750 Here we go. 206 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,917 Men, we are about to embark 207 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:38,000 on an unprecedented adventure to the great northwest. 208 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,834 Unfortunately, Lewis and Clark have a two week head start, 209 00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:42,959 so time is of the essence. 210 00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,750 We will be pushing up the Missouri-- 211 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,583 What? Against the current? 212 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:51,291 Mightn't it be easier to go down the Mississippi 213 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,959 instead of up the Missouri? 214 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,208 Yes, it most certainly would be. 215 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,709 We could go to New Orleans instead. 216 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,041 Ooh. 217 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:02,625 Gentlemen, gentlemen, we have already been to New Orleans. 218 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,375 Ooh, sir, I've been to New Orleans. It's wonderful. 219 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:06,792 I've been there as well. 220 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,333 The food alone is worth the trip. 221 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,625 The food. Sir, oh, the food! 222 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,667 New Orleans! New Orleans! 223 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,000 New Orleans! New Orleans! 224 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,875 New Orleans! New Orleans! 225 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,959 All right, fine! 226 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:22,875 Any man who is too cowardly to share 227 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,458 the greatest adventure in our young country's history 228 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,166 and would rather experience the decadence of New Orleans... 229 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:31,458 Well, then go right ahead. 230 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,083 Mr. Hunt, do something. 231 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,875 Next man who leaves for New Orleans 232 00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:49,208 will do so with a lead ball in his back! 233 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:52,667 Need I remind you that you all have signed contracts? 234 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,333 What about them? 235 00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:57,542 Well, they will be dealt with. 236 00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:58,917 By who? 237 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,834 All right, they escaped. 238 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,625 Now, get in the boat! 239 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,792 Everyone! 240 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,375 And so, our journey begins. 241 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,875 I believe the men and I share a tremendous sense 242 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,250 of excitement and anticipation for what lies ahead. 243 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:32,917 Thank you, Higgins. 244 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,458 Your music will be a welcome companion on our journey. 245 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,542 Men, we'll be following the map of trapper Pierre LeBlanc 246 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:44,375 who explored the Missouri in 1792. 247 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,041 Hunt, you've traversed most of these territories. 248 00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,000 Tell the men what they might expect to encounter. 249 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,750 Okay. 250 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:55,041 Well, what I remember most were the animals. 251 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,375 Ah, the animals. 252 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,792 Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. 253 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:07,834 I seen a bear so powerful 254 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,792 that it snapped a man's body in half 255 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,917 with its huge jaws. 256 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:20,959 I seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. 257 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:24,458 Now, that'd rip your face right off. Right off! 258 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:27,959 There's nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! 259 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:31,625 Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... 260 00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:34,625 Caw! Caw! Caw! 261 00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:37,333 And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. 262 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,959 Ow! Aah! 263 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:43,709 The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see! 264 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:47,834 "Oh, God! I can't get it off! I can't get it off!" 265 00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,333 Twice when I was fishing-- 266 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,333 Hunt! Hunt! Hunt! 267 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,208 I think you're scaring the men. 268 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:54,959 I think it's best they know. 269 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,208 Gives a man courage to know what he's up against. 270 00:16:58,709 --> 00:17:01,125 There's an animal now! 271 00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:14,542 Ha-ha-ha! 272 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:15,792 Kill it! 273 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,875 We can't kill it! 274 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,375 We're all dead! 275 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,083 God save us! 276 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:30,458 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 277 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,083 It's only a squirrel. 278 00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:44,208 He's got something in his hand! 279 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:46,333 Something in his hand! 280 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:54,333 31 May, 1804... 281 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:57,166 We are now spending our first night in the wilds. 282 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,333 From this point on, hardship and depravation 283 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,250 will be our constant companions. 284 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,208 Jonah! It is absolutely brutal out here! 285 00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:08,166 The water's nowhere near as hot as it was in Virginia. 286 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,583 I wouldn't know, sir. 287 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,583 Personally, I just finished washing my privates 288 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,583 In the ice-cold river. 289 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:18,250 I think I'll-- Yes, I think I'll wear 290 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,083 my paisley robe this evening. 291 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,959 It's your prerogative, sir. 292 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,500 Yes, it is. 293 00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,834 Mr. Hunt here to see you, sir. 294 00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:33,959 I just thought I'd tell you, 295 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,875 there's already a problem with the men's morale. 296 00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,750 It's our first night out. 297 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,417 How can there already be a problem? 298 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,625 Well, one faction feels that you're distant and that you don't care about them. 299 00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:46,083 Another group feels the original high-minded goals of the expedition 300 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,083 have been abandoned for quick profits. 301 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,542 You, uh... 302 00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,250 You have to keep on top of these things. 303 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,792 And we are all in this together. 304 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,000 We are no different from one another. 305 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,333 Except, of course, for our rank in society 306 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,166 and in this company. 307 00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:10,250 Let us get better acquainted. 308 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,041 What do you do with your leisure time? 309 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,792 Leisure time... 310 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,500 You know, time for yourself 311 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,000 where you don't have to work. 312 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:22,917 Leisure-- 313 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,500 Never mind. 314 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,834 You there, fingering that stomach wound, 315 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,291 stand up and tell us a little about yourself. 316 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,667 Me, sir? 317 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,542 Yes, you. Bidwell, isn't it? 318 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:41,625 Yes, sir. 319 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:43,875 What did you want to know? 320 00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,333 Well, anything. Where are you from? 321 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,709 What's your family like? 322 00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:51,375 Name's Bidwell, sir. 323 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,959 Yes, I know that. 324 00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:57,542 All right, well. Anyone else? 325 00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:00,333 Sir? Higgins has a story. 326 00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:04,000 Oh! Oh, yes, you're gonna love this one. 327 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:07,458 Well, all right, Higgins. The floor is yours. 328 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,417 This particular event happened last summer 329 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,500 on my uncle's farm in Virginia. 330 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:16,083 My brother and I 331 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:19,041 had just finished cutting a field of hay 332 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,834 and were enjoying the evening meal 333 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:23,834 under the shade of an elm tree. 334 00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:26,250 He went down for water by the creek, 335 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,917 and while he was gone, I took a bowl 336 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,041 that was filled with delicious plum pudding 337 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,875 and placed into it 338 00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:39,041 not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. 339 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,000 When he-- When he returned, 340 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,542 I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding, 341 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:50,375 and as sure as I'm standing before you today, 342 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,709 he did! He ate it all! 343 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,625 Shit pudding! 344 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:57,291 He ate shit pudding! 345 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,166 You got your brother to eat sheep dung. 346 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:11,709 Yes. 347 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,458 Yes, that's a very amusing story. 348 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:18,250 Tell him... 349 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,208 Tell him the ending. 350 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:22,500 That's the best part. 351 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,041 Oh, yeah! 352 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,959 And to be completely honest, sir, 353 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,542 I have no brother. 354 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,542 It was me! 355 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,583 I ate sheep shit! 356 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,542 I swear! I did! 357 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:43,041 Yes... Yes, clever twist on the end there. 358 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,458 Well, I think we've become well enough acquainted 359 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:48,917 For one evening. 360 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,375 Fun, fun. 361 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,917 He ain't got a brother! 362 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,959 Higgins... 363 00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:11,125 When I said your music would be a welcome companion, I didn't mean-- 364 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:14,125 Don't you know any other goddamn tune? 365 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,333 Huh? 366 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,041 No, sir. 367 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:18,834 Of course you do, lad. 368 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:21,000 Play 'em that haunting air 369 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,625 you played me this morning. 370 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:46,417 Quiet. 371 00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:51,417 What is it? 372 00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:53,375 Indians. 373 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,500 These are the Iowas. 374 00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:01,375 Fontenot, please greet this man in his native tongue. 375 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,917 Why do I laugh? 376 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,166 You see, of the hundreds of language 377 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:12,667 that I speak fluent, 378 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,083 this is not one of them. 379 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:16,959 Hmm. 380 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:20,542 Bad luck. 381 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:23,291 They do trade with whites. He probably speaks English. 382 00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:24,917 Ah. 383 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,375 Good day. 384 00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:30,667 I bring you wishes for peace from Thomas Jefferson, 385 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:32,625 the great chief of the whites. 386 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,125 Ow. 387 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,208 You've insulted him. 388 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,583 You forgot to introduce yourself. 389 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:42,083 I am Bartholomew Hunt, 390 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:44,208 and this here is Leslie Edwards. 391 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,333 Your turn. 392 00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,458 I was told you speak English. 393 00:23:50,542 --> 00:23:52,333 Is this so? 394 00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:57,291 Well, we seem to be making some progress. 395 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:58,875 Let me try something. 396 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:04,542 We wish to try... 397 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:06,500 Forget this. 398 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:15,417 We come in peace on behalf of President Jefferson! 399 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:18,166 -You-- -Hunt. Hunt. 400 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,000 Hey... 401 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:25,959 I am Chief Two Roads. 402 00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:28,625 If you're the chief, then who is that? 403 00:24:28,709 --> 00:24:30,792 His name is Bent Wig. 404 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:32,417 He's not right in the head. 405 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:13,500 I've caught it. Now what do I do with it? 406 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:15,166 Put it on. 407 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,458 All right. 408 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,542 Oh, God! What are you doing? 409 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,166 Let me breathe! 410 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:34,000 Ahh, good news. 411 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:35,709 Looks like they're going to let us live. 412 00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:37,000 Let us live? 413 00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:39,333 I had to give them a few of your finer things, of course, 414 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:40,667 so they wouldn't kill us. 415 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,625 They seemed so friendly. 416 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,542 That's the way of the savage. 417 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:46,375 Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, 418 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:47,792 listen to your problems, 419 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:50,291 next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon. 420 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,542 You mean a fork. 421 00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:55,417 That-- That would depend on the tribe. 422 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:02,208 Mr. Hunt, the Iowas would never have killed us. 423 00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:03,875 I know that. 424 00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:06,625 I'm just not carrying that junk with us the whole trip. 425 00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:17,875 Aah! Help! Help me! 426 00:26:17,959 --> 00:26:20,375 You keep away! Aah! 427 00:26:20,458 --> 00:26:22,083 what the hell's going on? 428 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:25,000 Bidwell, take it easy! 429 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,875 Aah! 430 00:26:26,959 --> 00:26:28,250 What's happening here? 431 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:31,208 Sir, that French animal bit my ear off! 432 00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:33,834 Well, that's an absurd exaggeration. 433 00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:38,250 My apologies, Bidwell. 434 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,917 He look in our tent. 435 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,875 He look at my woman. 436 00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:44,542 He saw her breast. 437 00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:47,917 Her breast? You saw her breast? 438 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,458 I'll say it before and I said it again, 439 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:54,166 any man who look at her will die. 440 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:05,166 Look at me! I'm going to make an experiment. 441 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,792 Hello? 442 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:09,291 Bidwell? 443 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:11,500 Can you hear me? 444 00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,333 I can hear you, Pratt. 445 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,959 It works! 446 00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:18,875 Well of course it works. He's standing right-- 447 00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:21,208 Let's get some sleep. 448 00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:25,500 Good night, Bidwell. 449 00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:30,208 ♪ Lullaby and good night ♪ 450 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,166 The race to the Pacific continues. 451 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:36,792 Although still bent on beating Lewis and Clark, 452 00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:40,625 I am cataloging new varieties of flora and fauna. 453 00:27:40,709 --> 00:27:43,166 I seem to be the only man with an interest in science, 454 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,250 aside from Pratt 455 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:47,792 and his dubious experiment with Bidwell's ear. 456 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:51,166 I shall name this flower "Amanda's bloom." 457 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:53,375 Mr. Hunt, as my partner, 458 00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:55,583 you should be naming some of our discoveries as well. 459 00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:57,166 Uh... 460 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:58,667 Me? 461 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,834 Yes. 462 00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:03,125 You could name that fork in the river, for instance. 463 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,542 Perhaps there's a loved one you'd care to immortalize. 464 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,750 Loved one. 465 00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,917 Yeah, sure. 466 00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,417 Ha. I know. 467 00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:19,000 I name this here fork... 468 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:21,417 "Pittsburgh Nellie." 469 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,333 A Welsh whore 470 00:28:23,417 --> 00:28:25,625 who could do things with her one good arm 471 00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:28,875 that would make you forget that thing on her neck. 472 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:38,667 By permitting Mr. Hunt to name some of our discoveries, 473 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,417 I have unleashed his imagination. 474 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,917 He now insists that I teach him to read. 475 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,417 His enthusiasm reminds me of the schoolboy I once was. 476 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,709 Are you ready? 477 00:28:48,792 --> 00:28:49,709 Yes. 478 00:28:49,792 --> 00:28:50,959 Excellent. 479 00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:52,417 This... 480 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,750 Is the uppercase... 481 00:28:55,959 --> 00:28:57,375 "A." 482 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:59,041 You know, I spent a day in school once, 483 00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:00,417 but the schoolmarm claimed 484 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,250 that I just couldn't concentrate. 485 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,667 Let's prove her wrong, shall we? 486 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:08,291 You know, I've waited years to hear somebody say that. 487 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,458 Again. 488 00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:13,917 Hunt. 489 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,709 This is the uppercase... 490 00:29:16,792 --> 00:29:17,667 "A." 491 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:20,083 Ahh. 492 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:23,250 The uppercase "A." 493 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:25,166 Heh. Got that. 494 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:27,417 All right. 495 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,667 Ahh. 496 00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:31,166 Whoa. 497 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,375 And this is the lowercase... 498 00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:39,875 "a." 499 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:43,166 The... 500 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,875 L-lower... 501 00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:47,458 Case... 502 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:48,959 "A." 503 00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,542 Oh, God. 504 00:29:57,375 --> 00:29:58,542 Ohh. 505 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:00,667 Ohh... 506 00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,542 God. 507 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:06,583 Oh, God. 508 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:07,583 Okay. 509 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:08,917 Yep. 510 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,834 And this is the-- 511 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:12,375 Enough! 512 00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:18,083 Do you want my head to explode? 513 00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:22,000 In the name of all that is good and decent, 514 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:24,542 No more for today! 515 00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:32,458 In exchange for reading lessons, 516 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:34,125 Mr. Hunt reciprocates 517 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,542 by teaching me some of his frontier skills. 518 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:41,166 The buffalo is near now. 519 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:44,250 Ah, you can tell that just by sniffing its droppings. 520 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,834 No. 521 00:30:45,917 --> 00:30:47,917 I can see the herd right over there. 522 00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:49,792 Hmm. 523 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,417 Well, then why are you... 524 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,250 Mmm. 525 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,625 No, I shouldn't, uh... 526 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,083 I couldn't possibly... 527 00:31:22,792 --> 00:31:25,000 Ohh. 528 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,208 Oh, ohh. 529 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:28,625 Edwards! 530 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:33,917 You're not doing any naming up here without me, 531 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,583 huh, partner? 532 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,208 Uh, no, no. 533 00:31:37,291 --> 00:31:39,000 Hey, uh, what you looking at? 534 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:40,417 The moon. 535 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,709 I was looking at the moon. 536 00:31:42,792 --> 00:31:45,875 For me, the moon brings to mind "romance." 537 00:31:45,959 --> 00:31:47,709 Yeah. 538 00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:49,583 Have you ever been in love, Mr. Hunt? 539 00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:50,834 Uh... 540 00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:54,083 I've had my head under a petticoat or two. 541 00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,667 Good lord. 542 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:58,834 Must you and the others 543 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,417 reduce everything to its crudest terms? 544 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,208 Well... 545 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:06,041 I thought I cleaned it up rather nicely for you. 546 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,417 Mr. Hunt, 547 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,959 behold the object of my desire. 548 00:32:10,709 --> 00:32:12,458 Behold an angel 549 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:14,667 sent down from on high. 550 00:32:17,041 --> 00:32:19,959 Angel from on high. 551 00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:24,000 Huh? 552 00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:30,250 Oh, my God. 553 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,625 From here on out 554 00:32:31,709 --> 00:32:33,250 you keep your distance, all right? 555 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:34,291 What? 556 00:32:34,709 --> 00:32:35,709 No. 557 00:32:36,709 --> 00:32:38,250 No, no, no! 558 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,250 Get out of the way, you big French oaf! 559 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:45,375 Behind Fontenot. 560 00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:50,250 Now you see? 561 00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:51,625 Oh, yeah. 562 00:32:51,709 --> 00:32:52,959 Now I see. 563 00:32:53,041 --> 00:32:54,959 Whoa. 564 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:55,959 All right, 565 00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:57,083 That's enough, Mr. Hunt. 566 00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:59,667 Ohhhhhh! 567 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,125 I said all right! 568 00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:02,667 Mr. Hunt, that will be enough! 569 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:06,291 Ohh, I understand. 570 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:09,083 You wanna watch her by yourself. 571 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,583 You wanna be alone 572 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:17,083 so you can shake hands with Ben Franklin, huh? 573 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,333 You know, 574 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:22,583 polish the pewter. 575 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,208 Polish the pewter? 576 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,333 Why, Jonah does that for me. 577 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:28,000 Yeah, right. 578 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,000 What? 579 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:29,959 No! 580 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:32,250 Mr. Hunt, I assure you, I've never... 581 00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:35,458 10, July. 582 00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:36,875 Have driven the men hard, 583 00:33:36,959 --> 00:33:40,208 and I'm positive we've closed the gap on Lewis and Clark. 584 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:42,000 However, because of the currents, 585 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:43,500 I surmised that we'd be better off 586 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:46,041 portaging for the next several miles. 587 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:47,542 Yaaah! 588 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,166 It's hard work, 589 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,458 but it's nothing compared to the deadly currents 590 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:53,375 we'd be battling on the mighty Missouri. 591 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:54,375 Pull! 592 00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:56,000 Here we go! 593 00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:58,000 Heave! 594 00:33:58,083 --> 00:33:59,417 Heave! 595 00:34:50,458 --> 00:34:51,709 Psst. 596 00:34:51,792 --> 00:34:53,250 Everybody wake up. 597 00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,583 Oh... 598 00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:00,792 My... 599 00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,166 God. 600 00:35:03,834 --> 00:35:06,083 Whatever you do, don't move. 601 00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:08,125 If he sees you, 602 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,458 You're dead. 603 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,417 My nose itches. 604 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,625 Don't scratch it. 605 00:35:13,709 --> 00:35:15,917 Feels like there's a bug up in there. 606 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Wait. 607 00:35:20,709 --> 00:35:22,792 I think it's leavin'. 608 00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:25,542 I'm gonna scratch it. 609 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,917 You scratch your nose, you're dead. 610 00:35:28,041 --> 00:35:29,291 Oh, I don't know what's worse, 611 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:31,166 The bear or my itchy nose. 612 00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:35,125 No! Don't! 613 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,792 The bear is worse! 614 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,000 The bear is definitely worse! 615 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:54,667 That poor, poor man. 616 00:35:58,041 --> 00:35:59,125 Bidwell. 617 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:01,083 Can you hear me? 618 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:03,125 Bidwell, can you hear me? 619 00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:04,792 Can you-- 620 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,792 I fear the bear has killed Mr. Bidwell, sir. 621 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,667 He's failed to communicate with me 622 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:11,166 by way of his ear. 623 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,000 It doesn't work that way. 624 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,959 It doesn't work any way. 625 00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:16,333 But even if it did, 626 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:17,709 he couldn't talk through it. 627 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:19,625 Bidwell? 628 00:36:21,458 --> 00:36:22,875 Never mind. 629 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,542 Help me! 630 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:30,667 Bidwell! 631 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,917 Sir. 632 00:36:32,917 --> 00:36:35,792 Sir, I've been to hell and back. 633 00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:38,041 Yes, I can see that. 634 00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:39,500 I suspect that now 635 00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,625 you'll want to lead a hunting party 636 00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:44,000 to slay that terrible beast! 637 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:47,000 Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind... 638 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,166 Briefly... 639 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,834 But now I have a better idea. 640 00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:51,709 Yes, sir? 641 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,333 I shall fashion for you 642 00:36:53,417 --> 00:36:55,291 the finest wooden leg you've ever seen. 643 00:36:56,417 --> 00:36:57,208 Ohh. 644 00:36:57,291 --> 00:36:59,166 But what about the bear? 645 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,375 Rest assured, Bidwell, 646 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:03,041 in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age 647 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:04,875 will deal with the bear far more cruelly 648 00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:06,500 than we ever could have. 649 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:10,625 Revenge is sweet, sir. 650 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,917 29, July. 651 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,875 We reached the final settlement 652 00:37:18,959 --> 00:37:21,083 before entering uncharted territory 653 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,667 and God only knows what. 654 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,542 Well, it seems as if we've arrived-- 655 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:34,542 Wait! 656 00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:35,750 I can read it. 657 00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:38,000 I can read it. 658 00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:46,750 Maw... 659 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:49,000 Hawba... 660 00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,750 Pfftt-pey... 661 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,750 En... 662 00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:54,917 Tin-tey... 663 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,542 For the love of God, man! 664 00:37:57,625 --> 00:38:01,583 It says "Welcome to Snakes Bend"! 665 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,500 Ohh! God, yeah. 666 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,458 Onward, men! 667 00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:08,583 Snakes Bend. 668 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,000 Almost had it. 669 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,583 I got it, I got it, I got it. 670 00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:18,959 Mull... 671 00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,375 Hawba... 672 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:22,333 Tey... 673 00:38:22,417 --> 00:38:23,959 Ti... 674 00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:25,625 Yes, it's a tavern. 675 00:38:25,709 --> 00:38:27,125 Whew. 676 00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,959 I think it would be a nice gesture 677 00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:30,750 if I bought the men a few tankards of ale. 678 00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,166 Oh-ho-ho, 679 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,125 a nice gesture indeed. 680 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,959 We both know how you get when you drink. 681 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:40,000 Oh, yes, we do. 682 00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:41,834 Hey. 683 00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,291 And that's why I think you should go 684 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,709 to the trading post for supplies now. 685 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,750 Yeah. 686 00:38:50,709 --> 00:38:53,291 All right, men. Fun, fun. 687 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:06,834 To Captain Edwards. 688 00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:08,417 Captain Edwards! 689 00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,291 Excuse me. 690 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:15,709 I had heard there was a party of brave men here. 691 00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:17,208 I'm here to tell you 692 00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:19,667 that I am not unfamiliar with the ways of men 693 00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:22,458 who have been long in the wilderness. 694 00:39:22,542 --> 00:39:25,000 I understand their cravings for food and drink 695 00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:26,667 and also their cravings 696 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:28,709 for the companionship of young women. 697 00:39:28,792 --> 00:39:29,709 Women! 698 00:39:29,792 --> 00:39:30,875 He's got women! 699 00:39:30,959 --> 00:39:32,333 Where are they? 700 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:33,834 Wait for me outside. 701 00:39:33,917 --> 00:39:35,375 I will take you to them. 702 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:36,375 Mmm-mmm. 703 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:37,375 Come on! 704 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,834 Take me to 'em. 705 00:39:38,917 --> 00:39:40,083 Gentlemen? 706 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:41,500 Ahh. 707 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:45,542 My woman pleasure me whenever I want. 708 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:47,208 Yes, I shall refrain as well. 709 00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:49,583 I've made a solemn promise to someone. 710 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:51,041 Really? 711 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,709 Yes, I promised my doctor 712 00:39:52,792 --> 00:39:55,792 I wouldn't engage in that sort of thing. 713 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,667 Got a drippy dong, eh? 714 00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:01,000 No. 715 00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:02,583 No more than normal. 716 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,041 It drips when it should, 717 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,792 and it doesn't when it shouldn't. 718 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:11,625 Will that be it? 719 00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,875 Let's see, uh... 720 00:40:13,959 --> 00:40:15,041 Beans. 721 00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:16,041 Rope. 722 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:17,917 Uh, is there a barber in town? 723 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,333 I'm a barber, sir. 724 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,458 Oh, fine. I'll have a haircut and a shave. 725 00:40:21,542 --> 00:40:22,917 By the way, uh, 726 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,125 you smell like something 727 00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:25,250 that's been passed through the system 728 00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:26,667 of a sick old woman. 729 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:28,917 Well... 730 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,583 Maybe I'll have a bath, too, then. 731 00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:33,166 Good idea. 732 00:40:34,792 --> 00:40:36,709 This way, gentlemen. 733 00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:39,041 Don't be shy. 734 00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:42,166 Come in and meet the ladies. 735 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:50,500 Did I not tell you they were beautiful? 736 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,458 Don't you have any real women? 737 00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:56,583 These women may be whores, 738 00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:59,083 but they have their dignity. 739 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:01,834 Now, who would like to be the first 740 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:05,000 to introduce himself, hmm? 741 00:41:09,542 --> 00:41:11,458 Hello, my dear. 742 00:41:11,542 --> 00:41:14,458 My name is Hieronymus Pratt. 743 00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:18,083 Might you have relatives in Richmond, Virginia? 744 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:33,083 Some of them, uh, flies 745 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:35,208 were there before I got in. 746 00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:42,500 I just saw Hidalgo. 747 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:43,625 Hidalgo! 748 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:44,792 With all his men? 749 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,333 No. Just half a dozen, 750 00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:48,583 But they're headed this way! 751 00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:52,542 Double my wages for anyone who'll take my shift. 752 00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:59,667 I have heard of this Hidalgo. 753 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,667 A Spaniard who wanders the northwest. 754 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:05,208 Even crazy people think he's-- 755 00:42:05,291 --> 00:42:06,583 Whoo-hoo. 756 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,583 Did you say something? 757 00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:28,208 I, uh...No. 758 00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:29,333 No, I... 759 00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:32,417 You said something about my hair. 760 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:33,542 No. 761 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:35,667 Why not? 762 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:37,625 You don't like my hair? 763 00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:40,000 Yes. It's nice. 764 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:41,417 Nice? 765 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:45,166 My hair is magnificent. 766 00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:47,500 It's long and soft 767 00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:49,208 and shines with a light that comes from within. 768 00:42:49,291 --> 00:42:50,333 Can't you see it? 769 00:42:50,417 --> 00:42:51,709 Yes. It's beautiful. 770 00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:53,000 Beautiful, yes. 771 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,792 That's all I have to say. 772 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:57,792 I'm sorry if I frightened you. 773 00:43:00,792 --> 00:43:02,291 Good God. 774 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:04,709 Good. 775 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,583 You do good work. 776 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:07,667 Thank you, sir. 777 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,583 I strive for excellence in all my various trades. 778 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:12,125 Tell me, among those trades 779 00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:13,750 you wouldn't happen to practice... 780 00:43:13,834 --> 00:43:15,250 Taxidermy? 781 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,750 No. 782 00:43:16,834 --> 00:43:19,083 I was going to say dentistry. 783 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:21,208 Oh. Well, I'm primarily a taxidermist. 784 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:22,917 However, I have practiced dentistry 785 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,333 on the animals I've preserved. 786 00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:30,458 And, of course, over there. 787 00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:31,750 Ohh. 788 00:43:31,834 --> 00:43:33,250 Good, good, 789 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:35,875 'Cause I have got a molar 790 00:43:35,959 --> 00:43:38,291 that's been bothering me since St. Louis. 791 00:43:38,375 --> 00:43:40,792 Oh. I can oblige, sir. 792 00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:42,417 He said, "I know. 793 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,542 "It wasn't a horse. It was a donkey." 794 00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:01,000 Her hair is perfect. 795 00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:03,166 So beautiful. 796 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:05,959 Is this your woman? 797 00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:07,917 She belong to me. 798 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,250 Well, who are you? 799 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:11,417 Guy Fontenot. 800 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,667 Well, you may call me Hidalgo. 801 00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:16,041 Hidalgo. 802 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,417 I wander the northwest territory 803 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,250 searching for a fabulous place. 804 00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:25,166 A place where the earth trembles and speaks 805 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,792 and a white cross 806 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:29,834 marks the location of an age-old secret. 807 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,834 And what is the secret? 808 00:44:31,917 --> 00:44:33,667 Ahh. You try to trick me 809 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,458 with your deceiving questions, huh? 810 00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:38,709 But you will learn nothing. 811 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:41,542 Not unless you join us. 812 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:42,667 Come on. 813 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,166 You're perfect. 814 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:46,125 If you join us, 815 00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:49,125 everything that belongs to you, 816 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,125 belongs to me, too. 817 00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,667 And if I don't? 818 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:55,041 Then we tear out your heart, cut off your limbs, 819 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:57,041 and skin you alive. 820 00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:58,875 I'll join. 821 00:44:58,959 --> 00:45:01,125 Good. I'm delighted. 822 00:45:03,417 --> 00:45:05,208 Now this should dull your senses. 823 00:45:05,291 --> 00:45:06,333 All right. 824 00:45:06,417 --> 00:45:08,291 Ow! What are you doing? 825 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,000 What, are you trying to kill me? Ow! 826 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,500 Put it down! 827 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,250 Put the thing down and pull my tooth! 828 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,834 God almighty! 829 00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:17,125 Ohh. 830 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,000 All right. 831 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:22,041 Say, "ahh." 832 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,333 Ahh... 833 00:45:23,417 --> 00:45:24,375 It's in the back. 834 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:25,375 All right. 835 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:26,375 Ok. Ok. Aah! 836 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:27,375 Ohh! 837 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,041 That guy is in there. 838 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:44,166 Come on. Let's go. 839 00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:45,834 Don't take her! 840 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:48,834 Take me instead. 841 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,375 Hmm. 842 00:45:58,166 --> 00:46:00,125 Put your hands on your hips. 843 00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:03,709 No, no, no, no. Like this. 844 00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:09,834 Hmm. 845 00:46:23,834 --> 00:46:25,583 Huh? Look at that. 846 00:46:25,667 --> 00:46:28,375 And here I've avoided the dentist for years 847 00:46:28,458 --> 00:46:30,083 Because I thought it'd hurt. 848 00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:31,083 Oh-ho, no. 849 00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:32,917 Look at that. 850 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,583 No, I think I'll still keep the woman. 851 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,625 Come on. Let's go. 852 00:46:36,709 --> 00:46:38,875 You can't take a woman against her will. 853 00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:42,959 Of course, maybe it's time 854 00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:45,542 for her to spread her wings and fly. 855 00:46:49,417 --> 00:46:51,166 Well, well. 856 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,500 What do we got here? 857 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:58,125 Hey, sonny boy... 858 00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:00,959 Your mother wants her roasting pan back 859 00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:02,750 when you're done playing with it. 860 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,375 I challenge you 861 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:06,959 and the rest of your ladies in armor to a duel. 862 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,500 All of us? 863 00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:11,458 Every poofy prancing one of you. 864 00:47:11,542 --> 00:47:14,834 We are more than equal to a duel, senor, 865 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,834 especially since you won't live 866 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,500 past the first contest. 867 00:47:20,959 --> 00:47:23,000 What weapons do you choose? 868 00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:25,041 Pistols, swords, or... 869 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,875 Bare fists? 870 00:47:27,917 --> 00:47:29,542 Drink. 871 00:47:29,917 --> 00:47:31,375 Drink? 872 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:35,291 Time's up! 873 00:47:40,083 --> 00:47:41,250 Sorry. 874 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:45,583 I swear that's never happened to me before. 875 00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,542 Well done, Mr. Hunt. 876 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:40,000 I'm deeply impressed and grateful. 877 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:44,458 Maybe now you'll agree... 878 00:48:44,542 --> 00:48:46,959 Drinking has its benefits. 879 00:48:48,166 --> 00:48:49,625 You saved my life. 880 00:48:49,709 --> 00:48:51,083 Nnn-uh. 881 00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:53,458 Maybe now you'll agree... 882 00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:56,125 Drinking has its benefits. 883 00:48:56,208 --> 00:48:58,041 You just said that. 884 00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,417 Now, if you don't mind, 885 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:04,125 It's time for the liquor to take effect. 886 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:07,667 Nnnyaaah. 887 00:49:08,166 --> 00:49:09,583 Fire! 888 00:49:09,667 --> 00:49:11,709 My furniture. My draperies. 889 00:49:11,792 --> 00:49:13,083 My women! 890 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:14,792 Pratt's still in there! 891 00:49:16,166 --> 00:49:17,166 Fire! 892 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,250 We need a hand over here! 893 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:26,959 Oh, no. 894 00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:28,417 No! 895 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,750 It's all my fault, Captain! 896 00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:33,125 She said she didn't mind if I smoked. 897 00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:35,500 I believed her! 898 00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:37,792 Oh-ho, Mommy! 899 00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:40,125 Let's retrieve Hunt from the tavern 900 00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:41,917 and get back to the boat. 901 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:43,291 No! 902 00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:44,750 I think we've seen 903 00:49:44,834 --> 00:49:46,458 all that snakes bend has to offer. 904 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:50,083 Ohh, my heart. 905 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:51,750 My heart! 906 00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:02,000 Permission to check on the condition of my woman, sir? 907 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:03,792 I wanna check on her bandages 908 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:06,709 and see if she can keep some food down. 909 00:50:06,792 --> 00:50:08,291 You realize, of course, 910 00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:11,041 this woman of yours is made of straw. 911 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:12,000 Oh, yes, sir. 912 00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:14,625 I figure that's why she burned so easy. 913 00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:43,917 Damn. 914 00:51:03,667 --> 00:51:04,792 Who is it? 915 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,834 Good evening. 916 00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:09,375 I was just collecting samples of bark 917 00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:10,583 for president Jefferson. 918 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,667 Some bark. I was collecting it. 919 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:16,125 Samples of bark. 920 00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:20,083 You're not like these other men. 921 00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:22,083 You're softer... 922 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:24,250 More delicate. 923 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:27,667 In a rather rough way, right? 924 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:29,709 Not at all. 925 00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:31,000 Look at you. 926 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,333 Thin wrists. 927 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,375 Skin like a baby. 928 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,583 Almost a total absence of shoulders. 929 00:51:41,667 --> 00:51:42,917 All right. 930 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,375 I think you've flattered me quite enough. 931 00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:58,792 Look at me. 932 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:00,917 I'm behaving like some kind of animal. 933 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,166 I liked it. 934 00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:06,542 No, no, no! 935 00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:08,125 This can never be. 936 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,959 I'm betrothed to another. 937 00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:12,500 Besides, we come from different worlds. 938 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:13,792 You are primitive, 939 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:16,166 and you follow your baser instincts. 940 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:19,792 And I come from a culture that values Christian morality. 941 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,041 Maybe one more couldn't hurt. 942 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:24,166 What? What? What did I say? 943 00:52:24,250 --> 00:52:25,333 Shaquinna. 944 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:27,959 Shaquinna! 945 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:30,250 I don't see how it's possible 946 00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:32,959 for the river to flow up and over those mountains 947 00:52:33,041 --> 00:52:35,166 to the western sea. 948 00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:38,417 The river can't flow up and over 949 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,667 anything. 950 00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:43,583 So, I guess our journey's over. 951 00:52:44,709 --> 00:52:45,500 Well... 952 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:46,959 No, no! Never! 953 00:52:47,041 --> 00:52:48,667 We're pushing on. 954 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:50,500 We'll scale the Rocky Mountains 955 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:52,000 within the month. 956 00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:53,875 And then build canoes 957 00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:56,667 and float down the western slope 958 00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:58,709 before the first frost. 959 00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:02,000 29, October. 960 00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:04,667 What I had hoped was an early dusting 961 00:53:04,750 --> 00:53:07,500 turned out to be somewhat more. 962 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:09,000 Our journey is half finished, 963 00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:11,542 but our food supply is nearly depleted. 964 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:15,458 The only man who seems to be thriving is Pratt, 965 00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:18,375 who is eating what remains of his straw woman. 966 00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:19,625 As for me, 967 00:53:19,709 --> 00:53:21,250 I seem to have come down with a slight chill. 968 00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:27,166 What? What? What? 969 00:53:27,250 --> 00:53:28,333 What do you think you're doing? 970 00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:30,834 The last rites. 971 00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:33,166 No, no. There'll be none of that. 972 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:36,208 Please do not try to bury me before I'm dead. 973 00:53:36,291 --> 00:53:37,291 Go away. 974 00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:49,041 Mama. 975 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:51,709 I can make medicine that will cure him, 976 00:53:51,792 --> 00:53:53,250 but I will need the egg of an eagle, 977 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:54,375 or he will die. 978 00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:56,208 The egg... 979 00:53:56,291 --> 00:53:57,375 Of an eagle? 980 00:53:57,458 --> 00:53:58,375 That's all? 981 00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,375 That is all. 982 00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:01,500 You know, the, uh... 983 00:54:01,583 --> 00:54:02,709 Last creatures we saw 984 00:54:02,792 --> 00:54:04,709 were way down below the snow line. 985 00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:08,458 You're a very brave man to do this for your friend. 986 00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,583 Well, I... 987 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,792 Ain't nothing more than me doing my job. 988 00:54:15,834 --> 00:54:17,000 So, uh... 989 00:54:18,375 --> 00:54:19,959 Better be going. 990 00:54:21,375 --> 00:54:22,667 Yep. 991 00:54:23,959 --> 00:54:25,291 Uh... 992 00:54:40,458 --> 00:54:41,375 Aah! 993 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:42,709 Ohh! Aah! 994 00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:44,417 Aah! Oh, God! 995 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:45,500 Ohh! Aah! 996 00:55:59,542 --> 00:56:01,041 Aah! 997 00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,250 Ooh! 998 00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:51,709 Mmm. 999 00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:52,834 We need the egg of an eagle, 1000 00:56:52,917 --> 00:56:54,709 Or he will die. 1001 00:56:54,792 --> 00:56:56,834 He will die. 1002 00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,291 He will die. 1003 00:57:14,792 --> 00:57:16,250 Oh... 1004 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,542 Dear God. 1005 00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:20,792 President Jefferson, I implore you. 1006 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,917 If we do not give bears the right to vote, 1007 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,750 they will rise up, 1008 00:57:24,834 --> 00:57:26,417 And bears will be in congress, 1009 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,917 and we will be the ones performing in carnivals 1010 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,750 wearing little hats. 1011 00:57:30,834 --> 00:57:32,208 Shh, shh, shh. 1012 00:57:32,291 --> 00:57:37,458 President Jefferson, A few months ago, I saw a naked Indian woman. 1013 00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:40,375 When I saw the naked Indian woman, 1014 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:42,208 I had certain impure thoughts. 1015 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:44,917 Something in me has changed 1016 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,875 out here in the wilds. 1017 00:57:47,834 --> 00:57:49,959 You must rest. 1018 00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:52,583 I saw a naked Indian woman. 1019 00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:56,417 Shh. 1020 00:58:01,041 --> 00:58:03,417 No! 1021 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,500 God-- 1022 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:07,083 Huh! 1023 00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:45,333 Okay. 1024 00:58:45,417 --> 00:58:46,333 Huh? 1025 00:58:46,417 --> 00:58:47,709 Where are you? 1026 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:48,792 Where are you? 1027 00:58:48,875 --> 00:58:50,166 Huh? 1028 00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:52,375 You protect your little birdies? 1029 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:53,792 Ok. 1030 00:58:58,083 --> 00:58:59,000 Heh. 1031 00:59:01,917 --> 00:59:04,000 Come on, you damn bird! 1032 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,417 Come and get me! 1033 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:25,709 I got it. I got it. 1034 00:59:25,792 --> 00:59:26,917 Uhh! 1035 00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:31,208 Ooh! 1036 00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:40,041 You broke it. 1037 00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:42,375 All I needed was the shell. 1038 00:59:42,458 --> 00:59:43,834 Thank you. 1039 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,917 Guhhk! 1040 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:05,792 Guhhk! Guhhk! 1041 01:00:12,667 --> 01:00:14,875 Eep! Eep! Eep! Uhh! 1042 01:00:14,959 --> 01:00:16,542 Oot! 1043 01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:18,000 Hoot. 1044 01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:26,208 The medicine is working. 1045 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:29,625 Can I lick the bowl? 1046 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:32,625 Heh heh! Heh heh heh. 1047 01:00:32,709 --> 01:00:33,750 Hee hee! 1048 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:41,792 Shaquinna. 1049 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:43,000 Yes. 1050 01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,041 Your fever is broken. 1051 01:00:47,709 --> 01:00:50,458 Thank you for standing by me. 1052 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:53,542 The person you should really thank is Mr. Hunt. 1053 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:58,500 He risked his life to bring back an eagle egg. 1054 01:00:58,583 --> 01:01:00,458 Could've just brought back the shell, 1055 01:01:00,542 --> 01:01:02,250 but nobody bothered to tell me that. 1056 01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:05,041 Thank you, Mr. Hunt. 1057 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,417 Now... 1058 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:09,458 We'll build canoes and be on to the Pacific 1059 01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:11,834 By the first thaw. 1060 01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:14,083 I cannot begin to express my... 1061 01:01:14,917 --> 01:01:16,125 Feelings-- 1062 01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:19,208 Don't be talking about no feelings. 1063 01:01:19,291 --> 01:01:20,750 I don't want to have to punch you. 1064 01:01:21,750 --> 01:01:22,875 Hmm. 1065 01:01:22,959 --> 01:01:23,875 Well, just the same-- 1066 01:01:23,959 --> 01:01:25,291 I'm serious. 1067 01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:27,208 Oh. 1068 01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:45,583 Good God. 1069 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,834 What rare luck is this? 1070 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:52,834 What? 1071 01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:54,166 Lewis and Clark, 1072 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:56,458 and, the damn fools, they're portaging. 1073 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:00,792 Huh. 1074 01:02:03,792 --> 01:02:05,208 They're portaging because they think 1075 01:02:05,291 --> 01:02:07,709 the river is too dangerous up ahead. 1076 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,542 I think we should do the same. 1077 01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:11,709 I see no reason for concern. 1078 01:02:11,792 --> 01:02:12,709 Sir? 1079 01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:14,417 An old saying-- 1080 01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:16,792 "White water in the morning." 1081 01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,500 Yes? 1082 01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:19,792 That's it. 1083 01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:21,583 Mr. Hunt, 1084 01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:24,417 this is our chance to overtake Lewis and Clark. 1085 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:25,917 Sure, we may overtake 'em, 1086 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,000 but it ain't worth risking the lives of the men. 1087 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:31,333 I assure you, all will be fine. 1088 01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:34,834 I hope to God you're right. 1089 01:02:58,709 --> 01:03:00,583 Don't worry, men. 1090 01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:01,625 According to my calculations, 1091 01:03:01,709 --> 01:03:04,625 we have less than 100 yards of rapids ahead. 1092 01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:06,709 Oh! 1093 01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:15,083 Aah! 1094 01:03:22,583 --> 01:03:23,917 Aah! 1095 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,250 Ooh! Ooh! 1096 01:03:29,709 --> 01:03:30,792 Yeah! 1097 01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:32,083 Ha-ha! 1098 01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,000 Aah! 1099 01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:44,000 Aah! 1100 01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:55,792 Aah! 1101 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:16,500 My hat's off to you, sir. 1102 01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:17,917 We made it! 1103 01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:19,542 Uhh! 1104 01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:22,625 Men, we have overtaken Lewis and Clark. 1105 01:04:22,709 --> 01:04:24,625 Gather up the pieces of the boat 1106 01:04:24,709 --> 01:04:26,166 and what's left of our supplies. 1107 01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:27,417 No! 1108 01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:30,625 I beg your pardon? 1109 01:04:30,709 --> 01:04:32,333 You almost got us killed 1110 01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:33,709 just so you could be famous. 1111 01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:35,458 Well, I ain't taking no more. 1112 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:36,959 I'm quitting this expedition. 1113 01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:38,625 What of our partnership? 1114 01:04:38,709 --> 01:04:40,542 Partnership? 1115 01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:42,375 You didn't care nothing about our partnership 1116 01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:43,709 back there on the river. 1117 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:46,166 Well, I don't care nothing about it now. 1118 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,667 Who's coming with me? 1119 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:50,041 To hell with both of you. 1120 01:04:50,125 --> 01:04:51,500 I've spent my entire life 1121 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,542 trying to see the Pacific, 1122 01:04:53,625 --> 01:04:55,208 and I'm going by myself. 1123 01:04:55,291 --> 01:04:56,375 Who's going with me? 1124 01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:59,083 Jonah, where do your loyalties lie? 1125 01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:01,166 I'm your slave. 1126 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,417 Who do you think I'm with? 1127 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:03,417 Thank you, Jonah. 1128 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,125 I'm going with Mr. Hunt. 1129 01:05:06,125 --> 01:05:07,583 We're close! 1130 01:05:07,667 --> 01:05:10,083 Only a few hundred miles! 1131 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:11,542 We will be the first! 1132 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:13,542 Trust me, the worst is over. 1133 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:15,583 The worst will never be over-- 1134 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:18,917 Not with this precious dandy in charge. 1135 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,625 If you want to live, come with me. 1136 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:23,959 Use your minds, men. 1137 01:05:24,041 --> 01:05:25,750 Think for yourselves. 1138 01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,458 Or would you rather have Mr. Hunt 1139 01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:29,083 do your thinking for you? 1140 01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:33,083 My Heavenly Father does my thinking for me, 1141 01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:34,917 and he thinks I'd be a damn fool 1142 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000 not to go with Hunt. 1143 01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:37,917 No, no. 1144 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,792 Father. Father, wait. 1145 01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:46,542 It is better to think for yourself, 1146 01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:50,250 and I think we should continue to the Pacific. 1147 01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:52,583 Stout fellow, Bidwell. 1148 01:05:52,667 --> 01:05:54,583 How can you say that, man? 1149 01:05:54,667 --> 01:05:56,709 You've had it worse than all of us-- 1150 01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:58,583 Been mauled by a bear, 1151 01:05:58,667 --> 01:06:00,792 your ear bit off by a Frenchman. 1152 01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:02,083 True enough, sir. 1153 01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:04,333 I have had my share of bad luck, 1154 01:06:04,417 --> 01:06:06,625 but I cannot abandon Mr. Edwards now, 1155 01:06:06,709 --> 01:06:09,458 for he alone has dared to dream. 1156 01:06:09,542 --> 01:06:12,917 And now we are so very close 1157 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,250 that I believe him when he says 1158 01:06:15,333 --> 01:06:16,166 The worst is over. 1159 01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:22,250 When I said the worst was over, 1160 01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:23,917 perhaps I spoke too soon, 1161 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:24,917 but now surely-- 1162 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,125 -Ow! 1163 01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:28,792 Bidwell! 1164 01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,500 Get down! 1165 01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:33,125 I'm sorry. I was aiming for your head. 1166 01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,417 You wait there. 1167 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,000 We'll be down in a moment to capture you. 1168 01:06:39,542 --> 01:06:41,625 I want them in their underthings 1169 01:06:41,709 --> 01:06:43,291 when they die. 1170 01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:45,041 That makes it much worse, 1171 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:46,041 Don't you think? 1172 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:49,917 Prepare the gauntlet. 1173 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:51,709 What? 1174 01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:52,875 The gauntlet. 1175 01:06:52,959 --> 01:06:54,166 I've decided these two men will die 1176 01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:55,709 running the gauntlet. 1177 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,667 The... 1178 01:06:57,750 --> 01:06:59,375 The gauntlet! The gauntlet! 1179 01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:02,000 All right. Calm yourself. 1180 01:07:02,083 --> 01:07:04,125 You don't think I know where there's a gumbit? 1181 01:07:04,208 --> 01:07:05,333 Gumblit? 1182 01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:07,333 -Sanchez! -Gauntlet. 1183 01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:09,750 You and the Frenchman prepare the gauntlet. 1184 01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:13,458 I'm sorry we must cut short our fun, 1185 01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:14,667 my little kitten. 1186 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:16,500 If you so much as lay a hand on me, 1187 01:07:16,583 --> 01:07:17,709 I will kill you! 1188 01:07:17,792 --> 01:07:18,834 Ooh. 1189 01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:20,000 Take her away. 1190 01:07:36,750 --> 01:07:37,750 Punch him! 1191 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:43,166 This is what it's all about, huh? 1192 01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:52,542 Burn your feet, you cowards! 1193 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:54,375 Oh! Ow! 1194 01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:57,041 Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! 1195 01:07:57,125 --> 01:07:58,125 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1196 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:04,208 Ow! Eeh! Oh! 1197 01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:05,458 Look at the poofy one! 1198 01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:13,750 Huh? 1199 01:08:13,834 --> 01:08:15,959 Whose idea was the corn? 1200 01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:24,250 They're getting away! 1201 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,458 Hector, follow them! 1202 01:08:25,542 --> 01:08:26,458 After them! 1203 01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:27,792 Go after them! 1204 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:38,542 Over there! 1205 01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:57,041 Hurry! They're almost here! 1206 01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,041 Oh, God! 1207 01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:12,333 Come on! 1208 01:09:12,417 --> 01:09:14,250 Forget about me. 1209 01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:15,417 You can do it! 1210 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:16,959 Save yourself. 1211 01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:20,000 I'll never forget this, Bartholomew. 1212 01:09:23,875 --> 01:09:26,333 And now we kill you, señor, 1213 01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:28,125 and take your head back to Hidalgo, 1214 01:09:28,208 --> 01:09:30,291 but we do have one tiny favor to ask of you. 1215 01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:33,125 Yes. You see, so often when we bring a head back to Hidalgo, 1216 01:09:33,208 --> 01:09:35,667 it has a grimace or a look of terror. 1217 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:38,000 It would really put us in good with Hidalgo 1218 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:41,458 if you could smile as we kill you. 1219 01:09:41,542 --> 01:09:43,000 Go to hell. 1220 01:09:43,083 --> 01:09:44,542 Oh. 1221 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,792 No, no. 1222 01:09:47,875 --> 01:09:49,000 Did you see how ugly your face was 1223 01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:50,000 when you said that? 1224 01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:51,333 Say... 1225 01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:52,375 Say... 1226 01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:53,375 Say "poppy." 1227 01:09:53,458 --> 01:09:54,834 Yes. Say "poppy." 1228 01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:56,834 You see, one cannot help but smile 1229 01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:58,041 When they say the word "poppy." 1230 01:09:58,125 --> 01:09:59,458 -Say "poppy." -Say "poppy." 1231 01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:00,458 Poppy. Say "poppy." 1232 01:10:00,542 --> 01:10:02,959 Die, you S panish bastards! 1233 01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:18,667 Poppy, you sons of bitches. 1234 01:10:30,291 --> 01:10:31,750 You know, uh... 1235 01:10:31,834 --> 01:10:34,500 What you did back there for me was, uh... 1236 01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:36,041 That was real nice of you. 1237 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,250 It's fine. Don't-- 1238 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,041 You don't understand. 1239 01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:41,000 It's just that, uh... 1240 01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:42,208 No one's ever done nothing like that 1241 01:10:42,291 --> 01:10:44,041 for me before. 1242 01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:45,709 And, uh... 1243 01:10:45,792 --> 01:10:46,917 Uh... 1244 01:10:49,959 --> 01:10:51,083 Thank you. 1245 01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:52,709 That's all. 1246 01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:54,542 Just thank you. 1247 01:10:57,834 --> 01:11:00,542 Especially someone like you, 1248 01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:03,583 who could've got himself killed so easy. 1249 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,917 Aw. 1250 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,542 I think he's asleep. 1251 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,875 I think he's dead. 1252 01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:41,875 Aah! Jesus! 1253 01:11:43,709 --> 01:11:45,417 I'm sorry I scared you. 1254 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:48,417 I was just resting my eyes. 1255 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:50,625 We need help. 1256 01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:52,792 I will help. 1257 01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:56,166 I am a proud warrior. 1258 01:11:57,667 --> 01:12:00,125 Wait. At least let us explain the situation. 1259 01:12:00,208 --> 01:12:01,792 There's no time for that. 1260 01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,834 Look, our men are being held captive 1261 01:12:03,917 --> 01:12:05,959 by at least 20 conquistadors. 1262 01:12:06,041 --> 01:12:08,500 Are there others in your tribe that can help us? 1263 01:12:09,208 --> 01:12:10,500 Perhaps men a bit... 1264 01:12:10,583 --> 01:12:13,333 Younger than yourself? 1265 01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:14,458 Yes. 1266 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:21,959 I am going to cut this woman's hair off. 1267 01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:23,667 Anybody want to guess why? 1268 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:25,667 To entertain us? 1269 01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:27,208 No. 1270 01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:28,709 Because she asked you to? 1271 01:12:29,417 --> 01:12:30,500 No. 1272 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:32,166 Oh. I know, I know. 1273 01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:35,333 Because her hair's more beautiful than yours, 1274 01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:36,583 and you're jealous. 1275 01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:38,625 No. 1276 01:12:38,709 --> 01:12:40,667 I am going to cut her hair off 1277 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:43,834 because it's not as beautiful as mine. 1278 01:12:43,917 --> 01:12:45,750 Because even if she won't admit it, 1279 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:47,959 she's thinking, 1280 01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:50,125 "Why should I even bother to have hair 1281 01:12:50,208 --> 01:12:52,000 "when he's got hair like that?" 1282 01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:53,166 You understand? 1283 01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,500 No, not really. 1284 01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:55,792 No. 1285 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:57,959 I don't-- I don't get it. 1286 01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,333 Who cares? 1287 01:12:59,417 --> 01:13:01,709 I'm going to skin you all alive anyway. 1288 01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:02,709 Prepare her. 1289 01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:04,625 Prepare her. 1290 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:08,709 You indicated that the braves you had summoned 1291 01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:10,375 were younger than you. 1292 01:13:10,458 --> 01:13:11,750 They are. 1293 01:13:11,834 --> 01:13:15,542 Running Puma is two years younger. 1294 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:18,417 Strong Like Mountain is, um... 1295 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,500 Four. 1296 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:21,667 Four years younger. 1297 01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:24,583 We appreciate you showing up and all, 1298 01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:26,250 but, uh, 1299 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:28,542 we're going to probably just, uh... 1300 01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:30,875 Do this alone. 1301 01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:32,959 At the moment of battle, 1302 01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:36,375 our spirits will soar 1303 01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:38,500 and give us the strength... 1304 01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:40,417 To fight. 1305 01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:45,333 Hmm. 1306 01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:49,417 This is the way we must travel. 1307 01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:52,959 This way, we save our strength for the battle. 1308 01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:55,083 Stop. 1309 01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:56,709 What now? 1310 01:13:56,792 --> 01:14:00,083 Running Puma have to go back behind tree again. 1311 01:14:00,166 --> 01:14:01,542 I'm sorry. 1312 01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:06,792 All right, look. 1313 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:08,709 This is the last time. 1314 01:14:08,792 --> 01:14:11,542 Anyone else has to go, do it now. 1315 01:14:11,625 --> 01:14:13,333 I ain't stopping again. 1316 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,792 I don't see how these Indians 1317 01:14:25,875 --> 01:14:27,333 are going to help us. 1318 01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:30,417 Perhaps we need not rely on them to fight. 1319 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:33,041 Perhaps I can bluff Hidalgo using my wits. 1320 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,917 Hmm. 1321 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,083 This is getting much too difficult. 1322 01:14:39,166 --> 01:14:41,917 We can finish brushing her hair after she's dead. 1323 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,375 Stop right there, señor! 1324 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,834 This has gone too far. 1325 01:14:46,917 --> 01:14:48,375 You must release Shaquinna. 1326 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,917 Such arrogance. 1327 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,125 You are surrounded by an army of Indian braves 1328 01:14:55,208 --> 01:14:56,834 who, on my command, 1329 01:14:56,917 --> 01:14:59,250 will descend upon you with all the fury 1330 01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:01,834 of the four horsemen of the apocalypse! 1331 01:15:01,917 --> 01:15:04,917 Hell, we got more than four, 1332 01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:08,000 and they got names like Soaring Eagle 1333 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:10,542 and Strong Like Mountain 1334 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:12,291 And... 1335 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:14,125 Others, too. 1336 01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:16,000 Well, where are these braves, huh? 1337 01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:17,291 Show them to me. 1338 01:15:17,375 --> 01:15:18,917 Show them to me, too. 1339 01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:22,667 I am one of these braves. 1340 01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:26,041 And I am one of these braves. 1341 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,792 I am one of these braves. 1342 01:15:33,458 --> 01:15:34,625 Well... 1343 01:15:34,709 --> 01:15:36,166 Well, that's quite an army, huh? 1344 01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:38,166 I mean, why should we fight? 1345 01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:40,000 Maybe if we wait a couple hours, 1346 01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:41,625 they'll die of old age. 1347 01:15:42,959 --> 01:15:45,375 Die of old age! 1348 01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,583 Aah! 1349 01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:10,458 Aah! 1350 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:39,083 And you thought I couldn't escape you, huh? 1351 01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:41,917 You... 1352 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,917 Here's an idea-- 1353 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,542 You take off running into the woods, 1354 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:48,750 and I try to count to three 1355 01:16:48,834 --> 01:16:50,417 before I put another hole 1356 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:53,375 in your hairy French ass! 1357 01:16:56,709 --> 01:16:58,125 Hairy French ass. 1358 01:16:58,208 --> 01:17:00,041 You had me go-- 1359 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:02,291 And I'll put a big hole in your hairy French ass. 1360 01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:04,083 Man, you-- 1361 01:17:04,166 --> 01:17:05,166 Oh. 1362 01:17:22,208 --> 01:17:24,000 Hey, señor! 1363 01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:26,667 Look what I have! 1364 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:28,792 Your woman! 1365 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,000 I'll take care of this. 1366 01:17:32,083 --> 01:17:33,959 No! 1367 01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:35,583 You've done enough, Bartholomew. 1368 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:36,834 Oh, Leslie! 1369 01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:38,792 Come on! 1370 01:17:38,875 --> 01:17:41,000 It's time for me to fight my own battles. 1371 01:17:41,542 --> 01:17:42,834 Uhh! 1372 01:17:46,709 --> 01:17:48,333 Hidalgo is mine. 1373 01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:14,125 Sir, you are a coward. 1374 01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:16,125 You seized a woman and ran, 1375 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,125 and now I'm going to teach you a lesson. 1376 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:36,875 Either you're brave, or you're stupid. 1377 01:18:36,959 --> 01:18:39,291 Perhaps there's not much difference between the two. 1378 01:18:52,417 --> 01:18:53,750 You're a smart man. 1379 01:18:53,834 --> 01:18:56,417 After I kill you, I'll have to look at your brain 1380 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:59,083 to see if it's different from, you know, 1381 01:18:59,166 --> 01:19:01,458 other brains I might have seen. 1382 01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:12,500 Good God. 1383 01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:14,125 Oh! 1384 01:19:16,041 --> 01:19:17,583 Well, hello, baldy. 1385 01:19:17,667 --> 01:19:19,083 Hey, baldy, baldy, 1386 01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:20,917 Baldy, baldy, baldy! 1387 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,417 Oh, my-- 1388 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:23,667 You shut up! 1389 01:19:31,542 --> 01:19:32,709 No! 1390 01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:41,166 Huh? 1391 01:19:41,834 --> 01:19:43,083 Now... 1392 01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:45,125 You see me as I truly am, señor-- 1393 01:19:45,834 --> 01:19:47,709 Just a bald... 1394 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:49,583 Fat man... 1395 01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:52,291 Begging for your mercy. 1396 01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:54,792 Edwards! 1397 01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:56,917 We've just seen Lewis and Clark. 1398 01:19:57,041 --> 01:19:57,792 They're a mile away, 1399 01:19:57,875 --> 01:19:59,000 And they're headed for the ocean. 1400 01:19:59,083 --> 01:20:01,000 My God. 1401 01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:02,667 Well, come on, then. 1402 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:03,917 We can still beat them! 1403 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,750 Hey, señor! 1404 01:20:07,834 --> 01:20:10,417 This business with my wig-- 1405 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:11,959 It's just between you and me, huh? 1406 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:35,875 Oh, my God. 1407 01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:48,917 We did it. 1408 01:20:51,959 --> 01:20:53,542 Not yet, we haven't. 1409 01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:57,000 They're going to get to the ocean before us. 1410 01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:58,166 The only way to beat them 1411 01:20:58,250 --> 01:21:00,834 is straight down that rock face. 1412 01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:03,250 Well, then, as leader of this expedition... 1413 01:21:05,291 --> 01:21:06,875 I should be the one that climbs down. 1414 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:09,083 Leslie! 1415 01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:12,041 You ain't going down there. 1416 01:21:12,125 --> 01:21:13,709 You'll be killed. I should go. 1417 01:21:14,917 --> 01:21:16,875 Nonsense. 1418 01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:19,250 Then this is for your own damn good. 1419 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,208 How was that for my own damn good? 1420 01:21:26,291 --> 01:21:27,709 Sorry. The, uh... 1421 01:21:27,792 --> 01:21:30,208 The punch was supposed to knock you out. 1422 01:21:30,291 --> 01:21:32,375 Let's see here. 1423 01:21:32,458 --> 01:21:34,208 Ah, this here ought to do it. 1424 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,875 What-- What the hell are you doing? 1425 01:21:39,959 --> 01:21:41,041 Go! 1426 01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:43,166 He's going to go. 1427 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:47,875 Pratt? 1428 01:21:47,959 --> 01:21:49,250 Give me the flag. 1429 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:11,166 Well... 1430 01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:13,667 Good luck. 1431 01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:41,291 Ow! 1432 01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:42,750 Oh, God! 1433 01:22:42,834 --> 01:22:44,291 Aah! Ha-ha! 1434 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:45,417 Ow! 1435 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:57,583 Oh, no. 1436 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,500 Oh, God! 1437 01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:11,750 Aah! Whoa! 1438 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:17,750 Oh, God! 1439 01:23:21,041 --> 01:23:22,250 Ohh! 1440 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:23,375 Whoa! 1441 01:23:26,917 --> 01:23:28,375 Oh, God! 1442 01:23:28,458 --> 01:23:30,041 No! 1443 01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,667 Please, bird! 1444 01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:33,208 Don't hurt me! 1445 01:23:33,291 --> 01:23:34,667 You put me on the ground, 1446 01:23:34,750 --> 01:23:37,041 you damn dirty bird! 1447 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:39,125 Aah! 1448 01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:40,166 Ohh. 1449 01:23:47,917 --> 01:23:49,375 Aah! Uhh! 1450 01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:55,875 Oh, my God. 1451 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,208 Hunt! 1452 01:24:31,291 --> 01:24:33,166 You did it! 1453 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:34,917 We all did it! 1454 01:24:39,792 --> 01:24:40,875 Wait. 1455 01:24:40,959 --> 01:24:43,000 How'd you get down here? 1456 01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:46,166 We... Found an Indian trail. 1457 01:24:46,250 --> 01:24:47,500 It was very nice. 1458 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:50,041 Yes. They even carved little steps. 1459 01:24:51,041 --> 01:24:52,250 Huh. 1460 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:54,583 Shame we didn't take another minute or two 1461 01:24:54,667 --> 01:24:55,834 to look around up there. 1462 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:57,834 Leslie, look. 1463 01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:02,834 You're too late! 1464 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:05,417 We beat you! 1465 01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:06,792 Yeah! 1466 01:25:06,875 --> 01:25:08,917 Go home, losers! 1467 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,333 Hey! 1468 01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:20,750 Men... 1469 01:25:20,834 --> 01:25:23,291 We're the first to conquer this great continent. 1470 01:25:23,375 --> 01:25:26,250 Yeah! 1471 01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:31,458 Well... 1472 01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:33,291 Time to head home. 1473 01:25:33,375 --> 01:25:34,291 -Yeah. -Yep. 1474 01:25:34,375 --> 01:25:36,417 W-why does it have to end here? 1475 01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:37,458 What are you talking about? 1476 01:25:37,542 --> 01:25:39,041 I'm talking about exploring! 1477 01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:41,250 Look here, men. 1478 01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:43,250 We've beaten this continent. 1479 01:25:43,333 --> 01:25:44,792 What say we try another? 1480 01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:47,250 We could travel north to the Bering Strait-- 1481 01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:50,000 A bridge of land and ice that leads to Asia. 1482 01:25:50,083 --> 01:25:52,417 We could walk there. 1483 01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,875 Walk to Asia? 1484 01:25:55,834 --> 01:25:57,500 I like it. 1485 01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:59,625 And why stop there? 1486 01:25:59,709 --> 01:26:01,166 We could go on to Europe. 1487 01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:02,333 Yeah! 1488 01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:03,959 Edwards and Hunt-- 1489 01:26:04,041 --> 01:26:06,625 The first Americans to walk to Europe. 1490 01:26:08,709 --> 01:26:10,792 The food alone is worth the trip. 1491 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,208 Oh, the food, sir! 1492 01:26:12,291 --> 01:26:13,542 This time next Christmas, 1493 01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:15,834 we'll be sipping champagne in P aris! 1494 01:26:17,250 --> 01:26:19,583 Paris, here we come!